When Klündt | Hosmer says we are big on branding, we mean it.
As a condition of continued employment, all staff were required to get a Klündt | Hosmer tattoo that reads,
"Klündt | Hosmer Abandons Mediocrity". Unfortunately, the tattoo artist was hard of hearing so the tattoos read "Coon Hummer Is Big On Democracy".
We want to point out that this is a good lesson to all clients... don't hire the cheapest guy around. You'll get what you pay for and it may end up tattooed on your a** for life.
We are now looking for a good plastic surgeon who needs a logo and is willing to do work for trade. Please contact Diane Mahan with any suggestions.